X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

The trouble with not calling Jesy names is that it hurts to type that ridiculous spelling of her actual name.

Because Jesy is a kid who has been denigrated in a vicious horrible way for apparently not being pretty enough. Unfair.

Who is watching Imasleb? Is Sinitta bonkers?

yeah I know Raahh, getting a bit riddick though no?

Tulisa - Jo Frost-a-like : good spot. It's the voice as much as anything

He's like a tiny Tiny Tempah

Oh no... it is ghost busters

not Ghostbusters nooooo!

Raah 'specially since we never said she was fat, twas more about her nose...

urgh horrid dress

Ahhh Rebecca

the best thing about Christmas is The Good Life Christmas special.

Rebeck-cha great name for a scouse accent

Marcus and Rebecca. LOOK BOFF! YOU WITH THE HANGOVER! TWO SCOUSERS.

Bet she's welling up. And talking all phlegmy.

Kelly is really, really getting on my nerves tonight. Says nothing original week in, week out.

Oh-oh. GOspel choir.

Eh?

Is he doing a mash-up with Amazing Grace?

This is my wedding song next August!

do enjoy his voice.

The pink hurts my eyes and I'm only watching on a small-ish laptop screen.

Not Ghostbusters!!

Oooh, nifty.