X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

I just commented on amelia's awful pink hair and DH didn't know it was pink..he is colourblind

Is Ollie really gay?

I'm going to have to get some Angel Delight tomorrow now

Love Barkeepers friend

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how did olly murs balance on that bridge fence in that video?

rockinastocking I know what you mean about the fly threads - but then I had to phone DH once to find out where we kept the hoover so I could hoover up a massive mess involving a spilt bag of flour.

DS would actually shit if I one that comp for him

:) mavis

What do you mean by "The Thighs"?

ER

Getting stabby at Barrys PROFORMANCE. Speak proper you taunt!

random not ransom ffs

ransom question? how much to get Amelia back?

Bohemian Rhapsody has a key change

I thought Jamie wasn't doing Sainsbo ads anymore?

John Lewis ad-

that's what I get for typing too quickly

Kelly Rowland says the most useless, twattish, pointless shite in the history of X-Factor shite and she really needs to be told the shut the fuck up now. I physicallt cringe when she 'speaks'.

mince pie pinwheels

The Thighs = strange recent phenomenon featuring short men with fat thighs.

We didn't have Sainsbos or JL in the WC.

Next week, will we not bother with XF and just have an ads fred?

fucking hell... won

ThePsychicSatsuma I saw him on a documentary thingy explaining that once. For the dancing on the bridge shots, he was in one of those harness contraption things but it was disguised by his clothes so you couldn't see it.

I'd definitely do him. Might enter that competition to hang out with him in bed Vegas.