X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

Oh just fuck off Janet.

What film was this in? She should have done that song from the lucky charms advert, the one about the marshmallows.

Her accent is all over the place. WHy does she put it on to sing if she can't even be consistent?

steaming pile of hiccupy shit. Husband wants to see the accordian. He likes accordians.

Janet: how do they know my name?

Because you are on tvWEEKLY witha booming voice behind you saying JANET DEVLIN?!

Ffs

Ok I think she looks really nice tonight

I still want to kill though

Bloody Kelly too

Annoying song being made even more annoying with an irish lilt.

The song suits her, because the original was also twee shit...however, she is wearing curtains and ..who are the people on the bench????

I've gone off them too Bazza, Kelly and Tulisa
At least Louis has been consistent. Consistently bad

That little random noise she makes is halfway between a yodel and a cheep, isn't it?

What's with the couple on the bench? Yeah, still not interesting.

THe couple on the bench look bored with it. Weird staging.

Going for the Pan's People 'Literal Interpretation Dance Routine' I see.

She remembered the words, not bad IMO

she does look nice...

She has made this song sound really fucking boring too.
There's just no emotion.

Thanks Lady, will give it a try. Will You Tube the Astro tantrum later on.

Janet is wearing my grans curtains. My gran's been dead for 25 years.

Did Cheryl leave behind some hair dye.

Ivanta
We have accordians here.

And fiddles.

But bored and wanna go home now

Louie just wants to be right so says he likes everyone

MmeLindor, he's on his way, With his banjo.

Emma the ad for his Christmas advert was on in the break

Once again recording artist but I don't think I'd listen to an album.