X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

Yeo Valley

. That's what we need for Bazza Geraldine, some sort of cypher.

Fit Farmers a hoyhoy

I'm bored just by the thought of Janet singing.

Looks like the pilsbury dough boy

I want to be a Farmer Harmer.

Does Jamie Cullum have large thighs to go with his shortness too? Can I add him to the Murs/Dermie/Plan B list?

My Dad wore tie clips when he worked in a bank 20 years ago
Mmm yeo valley.

fancy farmers on yeovalley ad

I've gone off them all... even my 8 year old has given up watching it recorded for him on Sun mornings

Why would you want them to smell of pine?

Phwoar

The adverts are so much better than the programme

Yes, I bet he has The Thighs.

Does anyone else have that dream where Heston turns up in their bedroom, with goggles and a syringe?

Bubbles!!

I didn't get pine, I got aliens in argos

Janet next.

Micky Bubble gives me the creeps.

No Sue, that's just you

When/what channel is the US version on? I'd quite like to watch it. Must try and YouTube this Astro kid's performance - want to see him be all American-arrogant, like.

Anything would be better than our version.

I like big thighs, it's the first thing I look at/notice about a man. His thighs. Something very sexy about a chunky thigh.

We've got aliens now

eh? where do you all keep seeing bubbles??

god yeah, I was all over Janet a few weeks ago now She makes me yawn (but I can't be 100% sure that's not down to reading these threads and having no opinions or personality of my own)

I'm dreading the headlines when Gary and Craig finally fall of the pastry wagon and pics of them cramming greggs sausage rolls and tins of corned beef down are splashed all over the tabloids. The shame.