X-FACTOR-Radio Gaga- THE RESULTS!! Who will bite the dust?

[Raahh]

I actually can't decide. i don't like Klitty, but she wasn't too bad.
Janet was dreadful.
Craig ditto.

I really dislike Little Mix, they were not too great either.

Only Misha and Marcus were ok.

Amelia isn't up for the chop, is she? although I think she should go, and we can get back on track....

The list for the tour was released today- and Johnny is on it- so that's good news for him. annoyingly, the producers are still saying that if Cocky cleans up his act, he can go too. That would be the worst thing for him, surely? Touring the country,v plenty more women and drugs around...

But if he cleans up his act he'll just be a teenage man with a bobble head and a shit voice? Loads of them knocking about, I'm not sure we should shell out for tickets to see that .

I am hoping they pipe him in with his own 'rocker' music, like wot they do on Gladiators. That other madey-uppy staged show.

I loved Gladiators

Tried to watch it when they brought it back- but the sparkle and cheese factor was very lacking. Ds thought I was nuts

Yes, second time around it was terrible.

Do we know what the theme is this week? I dreamed Abba

Abba would be brilliant. I have never forgiven them for ditching big band week- but then I doubt many of them, if any, could carry that off.

Am watching the beginning of the Children in need concert- David Tenants trousers are a wee bit tight- and Tulisa can't sing. That's my review. Needn't watch anymore.

I have it on too. Lolling at LaGeegaw being helped up onto her props. Dodgy trews or dodgy knees I wonder?

I loved Big Band week but it was just an excuse to get Bubbles on.

Ooh, not Bubbles. He has yet to make an appearance this year- very shoddy.

Bloody hell Gaga- when you asked 'does my bum look big in this' did no-one say yes??

And no Westshoite. But then, they passed their stools to Wand Erection in a moving for Louis and his Wang-o-meter ceremony so praps they're not coming back.

Lady G isn't really going to marry the night, is she? Or does she mean Knight? Should Lord Sugar be worried?

Tis like Madonna doing shouty aerobics.

pmsl @ Lord Sugar.

IT'S BUBBLES!!!!

Good lord, MyBubbles sounds awful. And is very puff of face.

And Kelly dressed as a streetwalker from 1994. She's very beautiful but completely unsexy. And badly dressed quite a lot of the time

My fave DM article of the week
here

Look! Tis Geraldine! No, tis Natalie 'size ten I am, me' Cassidy. Doesn't she look like Sami though?

also in the DM Little Mix scrub up quite well don't they

Janet looks mid-50s there

Janet's like a little Florence and the Machine, Amelia's like my nans loo roll cover. Tulisa looks good though .

Fed up of Natalie Cassidy banging on about her shape all the time.

and they definitely have the same stylist Sue sami

I'm wondering if she goes on about having been a size 6 (when?) all the time just so that people bitching about that keeps her in the papers. She's not fat, she looks fine. But she's clearly not anything like a ten., so why mention it every five minutes? Odd.

I know! The DFS look is raging hot.

Oh, Natalie- Hallowe'en was weeks ago! What is it with the black pvc/leather look? It is totally unflattering. And it's not a weight thing- Klitty looked crap in her trews last week.
I saw the pic of Little Mix yesterday- we can see Jesy's legs! She looks so much better- surely she must realise that her usual 'style' is the thing that makes her look far bigger than she is, because she isn't big at all.

I have no idea what the Oirish pixie is trying to look like Is the beslt made out of curtain tie back tassles?

so apparently Frankie took a girl back to a hotel and the cleaners took a picture of the room afterwards.

"The picture, revealed today, shows a cocaine wrap, empty beer bottles, condoms, kebab leftovers, his X Factor contract, and a Wombles CD"

hilarious, he really is a cockwomble!

Jesy has good legs.

The pixie's belt tassles - wtf? If you pull them, do you reckon her skirt ruches up like an Austrian blind?

@'austrian blind'

I can't believe she put that dress on, and thought she looked ok. Mind you, looking at her face, she doesn't look thrilled. Maybe she lost a bet