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[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Well, gwan

hi SayCool, DD ok?

GINA
Winges

Really?

Fingers crossed she is asleep. Poor little thing. She shocked herself by projectiling everywhere. So much that she did it again

Anyways. Are we happy about Amelia? (I am)

Aw SayCool- vomitty nights are terrible. I'll raise you one night of dealing with a child and a shredded duck down duvet (bought for £95 just two days previously), and her follow-up post-constipation explosion at 2am yesterday.

I bet the X Factor gallery don't need to hear this.

Tulisa has been in NDubz since she was 11? really?

Bof - you win! Hope yours is feeling better now.

What's the STF scandal?

Cliff week would be the business!

I would love to see Craig rollerskating around to Wired for Sound.

I am buying me a feather duvet for Christmas.

Saywolef

Dullisa has been in Nubz since conception. She has been working her umbilical off, man.

eew BOF, my dog eating DD's enormous turd from the potty has paled into insignificance

Thanks emmaroyd I just threw up a little in my mouth at that...

It looks like STV leaked the Amelia decision about half an hour early- crucially while people were still paying to vote.

Ah..... Thanks for that, Bof.

Mr Biscuits in a woeeeeee sore throat whinge

Emma- that has got the edge, honestly

I took her to wash her hands, came back to empty the potty in time to see the poo had gone and DoggyRoyd did a big satisfied gulp and licked his lips schlurp

My dog eats turds too. Other dog's poo, on walks. Sense of smell seven times better, my arse.

Poomageddon...

as much as I want to see Klitty gone, I think it's going to be damnit janet

sorry I'll stop now

Quoted?

It's like another world to me, all this.

sue i would let that dog anywhere near anyone's arse with that behaviour!

Not Lady Godiva, she rode the horse you thickos. Boudicca. Chariots. FFS

'be the best performer i can be' BINGO