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Well, gwan

mark

BABY GIRL!

here.

Ooooh, fresh.

Iss the thsame ollllllll shoite

not another ballid per-lease

why does she sing every word as if she's just mastered the English langwidge?

Oh god this reaches new depths of awfullness (sp?) I'm so traumatised by Janet I can't spell.

she just talks Irishy down the mic

Stop yodelling up songs! It's not ethereal, it sounds like you are high on a hill with a lonely goatherd.

Aboard!

ar-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Is she barefoot?

stoopid gasp at the end.

So tedious I nearly died. I should sue.

even the judges are clapping in a 'yeah bloody predictable' way.

Tulisa looked bored out of her mind!

lol satsuma that is an accurate description. ar-oooooooo indeed

weird little wraith

I want to punch her

I like Janet but that was a right depressing dirge

SingeR it helps her to feel grounded.

She has a stronger accent when singing than when speaking - that is really odd and unusual.

tulisa's fake bake looks so dirty