Strictly Come Dancing 2011 (3) Altogether now "T-A-N-G-O"

[CaveMum]

[sweeps into a contra-check]

New thread, mark your places for tonight's show

fleckle-set.

You read my mind!

Place yer bets ladies. In 5 hours Pan will be back with his 'tache askew and his billowing shirt hanging out... and ripe for blackmail.

i'm in. need to go and wash my hair before we gwt going. and put on my bestses frock. i'm thinking <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ballroom+dancing+dresses&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4DSGK_en___GB423&biw=1366&bih=612&tbm=isch&tbnid=6kaGnn4Ke-poOM:&imgrefurl=www.diytrade.com/china/4/products/7588583/ballroom_dancing_dresses_dancewear.html&docid=tO6SGB4tcFBJiM&imgurl=img.diytrade.com/cdimg/1309205/16749502/0/1288744903/Blue_silk_ballroom_dancing_dress.jpg&w=180&h=240&ei=qK6-TtK2Fsig8gOIyrCSBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=965&vpy=285&dur=299&hovh=192&hovw=144&tx=93&ty=139&sig=106394077545963572809&page=5&tbnh=144&tbnw=99&start=81&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:81" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tjhis one

very understated, Crevix.

Hurrah! Wonder what Tess will look like tonight?

I'm probably going to slip into this, but they're asking £600!!!!!

Lots of drool-inducing dresses for sale here

Here I am, in ][http://www.vincentandflavia.com/dresses/dress-files/dress3.html this]] Adjusts feathers whilst doing a New Yorker.

Arse. My feathers were in my eyes.This is what I'm wearing.

I have no allergies but I think I couldn't stop sneezing wearing that.

@ "28 inch waist, 35 inch bust & 36 inch hips"

isn't that 'standard' CaveMum????

Marking place!

no Lulu. No JG. No Nancy. So who are we going to bitch about now??? Oh, Tess' dress and Aliona.

And Natalie.

I'm here.
DD1 has scoffed all the sweet chilli crisps i bought for snacking during the programme though, so am not best pleased!!

Who's JG?

Jennifer Grey, last weeks stand-in judge. Was only provided with an "8* paddle. Apparently.

Oh, her! Thank Gawd she's gone. Complete no-hoper. Fawning over everyone with clumsy puns; glad to have you back Len!

oh Tess.

She's got a Christmas bin-liner on!!

Found you! Lost the last thread when my Internet didn't like mumsnet

I wanted to join the JG bitch fest!

WTF is Tess wearing? Dh just called her the green lantern

My mum had something like that. She used to put it under the Christmas tree.