Tamara Ecclestone

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Her new reality series starts tonight.

Anybody planning on watching?

Saw her on the Wright Stuff, she could barely string a sentence together- a whole series would be tantamount to torture!

I know! I saw that too. Nice accent, but she looked really out of her depth!

Yep. Going to give it a watch. I'm curious. She appeared naive on TV but not stupid, that's why I think it's a worth a watch. Plus she'll probably provide plenty to bitch about later On in 15 mins!

Cool, shiney

Heard a bit about this earlier on R4. Sounds like her lifestyle is so vacuous it made the Kardashian programme sound cerebral!

Check out the shoes 200 pairs!

£25K for a handbag!

She's not trying to seem down-to-earth, is she?!

Who the heck takes their dogs into Harrods?

Oh, right...a pet spa

What a massive twat.

LOL at everybody's forced grins because she's who she is.

God I wish having a spa treatment was part of my working day....

Not being bitchy, but I wonder what she'd look like if she wasn't a billionaire!

Thank fuck the spot doctor is here!

Cortisone injection for spots - ouch

Oh God, she's gone to the doctor for a zit...silly cow

She swears like a sailor has beautiful eyes.

This is the hard nosed business acumen of a woman who wants to launch a new product in the UK.

I think she's right about her products. She should tell QVC to piss off, but why come across as an airhead if she wants to be taken seriously in business?

I'm impressed she wants to start a business...most people in her position wouldn't bother.

I want her legs!

Just had a big argument with dh about how I have legs like tree trunks and would kill for her legs. Not supermodels esque (as I could never pull them off) but normal nice girl legs.

Fucking hell I'm obsessed with legs! I blame my Dad.

She better not bend backwards. Her boobs look like they're going to pop out of that dress any second.

Boyfriends wants her to apologise to his ex sister because she doesn't want to sit with them...I walk off too bastard

Oh god now he's swearing at her! Shes in tears. On camera. It would be over.

Oh wow. Over thirty thousand GBP on an evening, and the very rich still have crappy nights out...and suffer heartache and disappointment.