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Downton Abbey Part THREE: Shoehorns and Spanish Fly

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NorfolkNChance · 27/10/2011 20:27

Soooooooooooooo I still reckon Cora to kick the bucket, shuffle of this mortal coil, sing with the choir eternal etc etc

I bet Jane is handy with a shorehorn for Lord 6, he's been out of action for a while so may need some help.

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PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:33

[sock] a tingling!!!!!!

Avantia · 30/10/2011 21:34

Doctor fucked up !

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 30/10/2011 21:34

only one possible explanation: I'm a RUBBISH DOCTOR. I'm full of total SHIT and should be sacked.

maybe lady sybil and isobel can found the GMC.

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:34

bloody hell,who's going to marry who now?

practicallyimperfect · 30/10/2011 21:37

Love the Dowager's face over the doctor not being dressed!

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:38

oh dear.

perplexedpirate · 30/10/2011 21:38

Oh poor Mary. That's a blow.

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 30/10/2011 21:38

Sybil will never be married from Downton. She's sad.

Avantia · 30/10/2011 21:38

Ok... fondle in garage coming up !

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:38

oh dear oh dear

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 30/10/2011 21:39

"You're my ticket."

ThePsychicSatsuma · 30/10/2011 21:40

P I C K L E good kisser Grin

ThePsychicSatsuma · 30/10/2011 21:42

I can forsee cora writing her off yet lord 6 understanding passionate garage love

Mummyinthedark · 30/10/2011 21:43

If I was Branson I would be very put off by the way Sybil talked to me. Does she really want him, or just a different kind of life?

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 30/10/2011 21:43

Mary is going to marry that twat and then Lavinia is going to die.

demonicma · 30/10/2011 21:43

so can matthew get it up now then?

Bossybritches22 · 30/10/2011 21:44

Mathew fully erect!!!! Marvellous!!!

Full marks to the MN diagnostic team Grin

ThePsychicSatsuma · 30/10/2011 21:44

yes, matthew's all fixed. and lavvies a smug little ferret face

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:44

lets hope narsty lord R, pickle and vinnie all die of the flu.

LadyHarrietDeSpook · 30/10/2011 21:44

that's why funeral is at downton.

MummY: i'm sure he's a means to an end only.

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:44

and narsty thomas

schrodingersbat · 30/10/2011 21:44

Not very romantic [hhmm]

Fiderer · 30/10/2011 21:45

Is Cora looking after Mary as she knows she's in love with Matthew and it can Never Be with Lav on the scene?
But if she were so concerned about Mary surely she wouldn't want her to marry the dastardly Sir Rotter?

PyrotechnicsAtYourCervix · 30/10/2011 21:45

i feel bad for wishing them dead but i can't tie in the ends with them living.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 30/10/2011 21:45

black market wedding cake Shock