Made In Chelsea - Is Francis Boule really daft or pretending?

[ThePsychicSatsuma]

How is he a billionaire diamond dealer - he is a complete buffoon

also - - was it Rosie who was shagging Hugo behind Milly's back?

and does anyone else want to slap caggie's silly droopy pouty face until it is red and sore!

Yeah he's an absolute bell end. Don't think he's pretending, sadly. I should imagine daddy has a hand in the business.

I think it was that girl in series one who was Hugo's 'friend' that he shagged behind Millie's back.

Yup! She is the worst actress, has a smirk on her face even in serious scenes. Very annoying.

I'd really like to kick that one who's just turned up - Proudcock or whatever he's called - right in the shins. With pointy shoes on. What is going on with that clip-on dangly earring? Why on earth I watch this inane shite I do not know, but yet I do. And half the time I'm tuned out to whatever they're actually saying - just hear a generic 'posh noise' droning on.

Plus Gabriella's singing sounds like someone straining on the toilet.

CornishPickle, I do have a bit of a soft spot for Proudlock, even if he does have a stupid name :o (not as bad as that Gaberlicious though!)

But yeah, I do think that Francis is just a bit of a twat, what was that about starting a charity teaching people about correct grammar after he had been mugged by a grammatically incorrect youth!

Ehhh??? Expecting? Really?? He looks like the teacher with a German exchange party from the 90's. Not that there's anything wrong with that - just not my thing.

Francis - what a dick.

I think it's the tortoise shell glasses Cornish!

God that Chloe is unnattractive isn't she?

Yeah she looks way too much like Sir Phil for her own good, bless her!

I was wondering that last week, about whether it was Rosie that shagged Hugo. Bet it was the dirty cow.

That country house is just hired its £15k a week. DP has been there for work, it's the same one they used for a Sky Living program called "chick fix". Its called Purely something or other.

I love Francis and Caggie!

Oh pants, it was on this evening, wasn't it?

It's sooooo bad it's good.

Gosh, I should have previewed. I was just so happy to rush in at the the end of the show and spit out my quitefranklyshit little bit of gossip that I paid no heed to spelling or grammar.

Does anyone else think Amber is just horrible?

think cags gets together with proudlove nxt week; he's an old flame of hers.

francis was rather sweet on his first date wasnt he!

chloe green is a tad buck toothed....

Ollie is beautiful, isn't he. would like him as a friend.

Amber's ok.,

did you notice how much Rosie's eyebrows twitched when she was having drinks at the start!!

Is Caggie Dunlop of the rubber-making family?

Jamie bleach spiked hair is the McVities heir ---cash + biscuits = mmmmm

I think ollie is great boy friend material too. He is very attractive when he stops messing about but strangely non sexy.

he is gorgeous. but far too high maintenance, very tiresome, would need entertaining all the time, dont think I could compete with the wonderful Binky for his attention

Gabriella does have a weird voice. that song is quite good though,

I find it fascinating comparing the TOWIE girls to these ones,

sam vs caggie
bleach vs golden tones
fake eyelashes vs pouty mouth

maria vs millie
jen vs rosie
chloe vs amber
mark wright vs spencer

mark francis is also beautiful - should be cast into twilight as a beaut vampire he has vampiric teeth

and hugo and his weird pointy head...
frederik gah such odd-bods

Arg and Mario are much nicer to ogle

I'm sure Mark Francis was on Blind Date!!

never!

I love this programme too, help, it is such unadulterated shite but addictive nonetheless!!

Where has Millie fled to, really liked her.