Final X-Factor Auditions Tonight - Bingo With MmeLindor

[MmeLindor.]

I missed you guys yesterday, so am here early with a Bingo Sheet, wine in fridge, snacks at the ready.

Winner of Bingo with MmeLindor receives a package of Swiss Choc.

Eyes down at 8pm Greenwich Mean Time

:o

...Butlins Minehead?

More fucking adverts. God that diet coke one is stupid.

And the bugger has nabbed the laptop so I am on iPad. Excuse typos please

What would our group be called? I vote for Grin and PomBear It

OMG, did you read that Simon and Mezghan (sp?) have split up? I totally thought that they were a match made in beardy heaven. That romantic kiss told us all how madly in love they were not

Supposedly he is dating again though.

No BINGOs at all so far Mme, disgraceful. How dare they ruin our fun by not speaking in predictable cliches the whole time?

So what are we all drinking?

Aperol spritzer here. Tis yummy

YY Butlins. I thought Primark.

I miss Simon

We could call it the Arsecuntingly Wankereds. SHould draw some attention.

Crumbs, my son is finally asleep and this thread is already on 235 posts

missing word...

now you're in.... Borstal?

Gleeeeeeeeee

hassled, he can't roll his eyes anymore, his eyelids are frozen

I think he does want to sell them, yes. I'll have to work out how to do it- I've never tried before.

Grin and Pombear It? Anyone?

I'm drinking wine that appeqars to be named after Picachu. Pigassou or something. Very nice though.

I'm off the sauce so am sharing a Fab lolly with dd.

I'm on tea tonight. Two sugars, dribble of milk

and in answer to the drinking question - bloody orange squash.

missing word...

now you're in.... the bargain basement bin at Woolies? Yes, cos THAT'S how shit you are.

Ooh Reality, me too. New Zealand Dry, it's tres nice.

Have you popped yet?