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X FACTOR WEEK 5 / Barry's Shexy Eyebrowsh of Luuurve

577 replies

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 17/09/2011 10:14

A little sneak preview

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 17/09/2011 20:08

HArsh but fair Bazza

sjuperwolef · 17/09/2011 20:08

refund policy Grin

LoveBeingAMummyAgain · 17/09/2011 20:08

Refund pmsl

SuePurblybilt · 17/09/2011 20:08

Meatloaf. Only without actual singing.

Bearcrumble · 17/09/2011 20:09

Nosferatu is having a shit.

SuePurblybilt · 17/09/2011 20:09

Oh, but with a hanky. That's grand then, carry on.

Raahh · 17/09/2011 20:09

oh dear

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 17/09/2011 20:09

Is anyone else half expecting Elvis from Fireman Sam to barrel up

'Red is for danger, red is what I said'

rockinastocking · 17/09/2011 20:10

It's Dermot's erection, burgeoned.

SuePurblybilt · 17/09/2011 20:10

That woman ate Kate Bush!

Raahh · 17/09/2011 20:10

Think Kelly want to go home...wtf is this???

rockinastocking · 17/09/2011 20:10

Fuck me, they're all mad.

caesar04 · 17/09/2011 20:10

Get a grip Kelly!

Although like her orange dress Smile

sjuperwolef · 17/09/2011 20:10

mentalness!

Bearcrumble · 17/09/2011 20:11

This is amazing. I sing this to my cat but change the words to "Mummeee, it's me I'm furry I've come home. Miaow miaow miaow at your window."

broomformychin · 17/09/2011 20:11

Is he wearing a wig?

sjuperwolef · 17/09/2011 20:11

mmm pretty man

Hassled · 17/09/2011 20:11

Way too much hair.

FellatioNelson · 17/09/2011 20:11

I'm struggling to believe that these people are genuine auditionees and not paid actors to be honest. The kate bush woman was a bit of a giveaway.

SuePurblybilt · 17/09/2011 20:11

I would have paid more attention in maths if I'd've had him and not Mrs Bloody Gentle (she wasn't).

Not sure about the ponce hair though.

FellatioNelson · 17/09/2011 20:11

A pretty boy!

Hassled · 17/09/2011 20:12

But Bearcrumble - are you furry, though?

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 17/09/2011 20:12

He looks just like my old maths teacher!

In a same amount of arms and legs kind of way

FellatioNelson · 17/09/2011 20:12

A teacher?! Fuck, that makes me feel old!

Raahh · 17/09/2011 20:12

Bet his hair doesn't look like that at school.