The X Factor WEEK 4 / Barry Lovers Welcome Thread

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Double bill this week people.

2 nights of Barry.

EEEEK! Really? Fab. I'll get some snacks for us all later.

Will be there, with nipple tassles on.

sadly, a double bill of barry also means a double bill of Louis, but we can't have everything....

Dh is out tonight- he says i won't notice, as i spend all night on here anyway

I am getting boooooored with the auditions now, and have realised I have been so drunk most weeks, that i can't remember any of the acts

I bloody love Louis

I am not drinking until Christmas so I will be on tea and chocolate. I still won't remember any of them anyway, there are so many . Six we saw last week, didn't we?

6? I really can't remember last week- I know i was here, but damned if i remember a single thing- oh, wait was last week Adele wannabe? She wasn't really very good, was she. There was a lot of crying, iirc.

ooh, it's all coming back to me now- little jimmy osmond!

Jeez Raah, how much were you drinking??!

But yes in all fairness we've only seen about 5 people. Was little jimmy osmond the same as the mini Michael Mcintyre??

None of them have actually really been any good. But it doesn't matter cos they'll all be singing through auto tuners after boot camp.

I get so tired by the time it gets to 8pm, that just a couple of drinks is enough to knock me out. Though it may have been more than a couple.

Yup Little jimmy osmond/mini michael mcintyre- never seen in the same room

True about the auto tuners.

Barry would never use auto tune, oh ononononono.

Yes Raah, there was little Jimmy Osmond, Jimmy Saville with false teeth, aged 42 and a very emotional moment with a nice Scottish girl where everybody cried for no reason as far as I could see, and she was good but not brilliant.
Do you remember now?

I am baby sitting for next door tonight - hoping that their children are obligingly asleep by the time Barry is on. I am feeling sorry for myself, incidentally. I've been off work with pneumonia this week. Good sob story for xfactor viewing though, yes?

And yes, little jimmy osmond was aka little Michael mcintyre.

Double bill??........get in :)

marking for later, i am currently burning tea

barry is brilliant, louis is a pet, kelly is too happy and tulisa needs to stop dressing like a 40s madam/e

Hope you're on the recovery side Shoulders. And yes, great sob story although I would have preferred some emotional music in the background and you weeping saying, 'Im gonna give it my all!'

Hi tawdry. haven't seen you in the lair lately.....

can'tpoo (love that NN) yes, it's tonight AND tomorrow.

Double Barry heaven

Shoulders, is there any chance you're doing it for your Nan?

It's all coming back to me now

Scottish girl was okay except for her bizarre insistence on singing a very forceful 'URTS' instead of 'hurts'.

Everyone else last week was shite. Little Jimmy Hamsterface made me want to vomit.

No, I'm doing it for the children. I will improve their lives through the medium of reality TV. (and yes, improving, albeit with a nasty cough and increased levels of feebleness)

I'm here, with . I missed the last couple of weeks but caught up on Sky+.

Jeez what was all that crying about?!

BTW slightly off topic but have you heard minge head wants Chezzer on Britain's Got Talent? apparently she might replace the hoff. I reckon more likely to replace Amanda Holden. Not sure which one of those is more annoying and up mingehead's bum.

Mingehead - Sico??