Anybody watching the Royal Variety Performance?

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DD is trying to breakdance like those guys on now

I'm pmsl!

Oh, don't tell DD that is on - she has to go to bed!!! And DH is watching Sports personality.

She shouldn't really be up now but I had to let her watch the rest of the dancers.

what has happened to her breasts????

sharon has no gap/line between them weird

Mono-boob!!

Maybe there's some weird uplifting magnetic force in there.

Was that Katherine Jenkins on acid?

That dress was just vile.

Yes, it was her. Guess the song was her attempt at being current and happening. Didn't love the dress, but did think it was cool the way it "lit up", and I guess that was the point....

Catherine tate.

I just do not understand why/how she is funny.

Missed the intro - is that Charlotte Church? If so, what's going on with her hair??

Am i bovvered tho?

But are you dizrespectin Charlotte Church tho?!

Are you callin' her mum a prostitute?

Face? Bovvered? Face? Bovvered? Are you saying my stepdads a coke addict who has 3 in a bed romps though?
Are you saying my mums a pushy mum thought?
Are you saying my boyfriends a peramtanned goon though?
Am I bovvered?

no reply to that one

at Cliff Richard's shirt & tie!!!!!

Cliff Richard 'vogue' dance moves, pass me a tena lady!!!!!! PMP!

WHOAR E THE FREAKS WHO PAY TO GO

The Queen bought her tickets on Ebay

Catherine Tate? how embarrassing -

what was going on with Sharon's red dress - looked like her boobs were in cardboard boxes

and how old is Shirley Bassey?

Can't stand Dame Shirley - she's so bloody false!!!

PMSL! You are all such bitches.