Housewives of New York

[cheekeymonkey]

Is it me or is there something a bit unsettling about Ramona?

Haven't seen this afternoon's episode yet. I'm saving it for after the weekend to watch alone next week.

I'll have to join you all on Poison Island at a later date. Currently pg and will have a few stone to lose afterwards before I dare get the bikinis out.

Are we behind in the series? I have heard that jill,kelly and alex all got the boot-was beginning to like alex-she acted the socks off the rest of them.
Will they show the bethanny spin off shows where she gets married and has her baby?.
I only saw a couple of episodes of rhnj and thought it was too over the top-if thats possible!
Liked rhoc but found it hard to keep up with the characters as they all seemed to look the same!

scarlet don't worry about the bikinis.We'll just get some pretty little white dresses for Poison Island.
Sooooo, I really wanted to take the piss out of The Countesses song but it wasn't as dire as I'd thought.I liked her trousers and at least Jacques is an improvement on the last one!

cheekey I also had something in my eye when it came to the renewal of Ramonas vows.

pink I'm not keen on NJ - I don't know if there's any more to come with NY other than hopefully the reunion show (or two}

I may have to resort to TOWIE when it ends.....

Oh my god have just wactched it. Lu Ann singing wtf

Thought ramona looked lovely, but Kelly looks more like a drag queen in every episode.

[hshock] at the reunions.

Cheeky and Baby can't wait for the reunions - just checked there are THREE

Scarlet didn't mean to rub it in. Chablis is my favourite and my best (wine)

So which house wife are you/ would you like to be....

I so want to be Sonja

I think I'll be the Countess please.

I'll be bethany- just for the cocktails

Darn, too late to be Bethenny or Sonja. I will be Alex - I shall be divorcing Simon and renovating the house.

I'll be Ramona then, just so I could sample whatever the hell she is on when her eyes are popping! [hgrin].
Wanted Bethany really so that I could eat and eat and eat and still be tiny, although does anyone else think she has got thinner since she got pregnant?
Don't worry scarlet there is a creche on the yacht and we will only let them film us when we are sat behind the dining table.
Oh, thank god tyrion there are 3!!!

tyrion are you sure you haven't got a secret lust for Simon then? [hgrin]

I'll be one of the rat dogs,as they seem to get treated with the most respect [hwink]

Hey does that mean I have to be jill?-she's a real bitch

Cheekey how very dare you.

I have already said that I will be setting him free. Ramona and him have been getting on very well. Please feel free to help him out of his red plastic pants. [hgrin]

Gutted that I missed the row between Jill and Alex. What was it about? Poor Alex with all those nasty remarks about her boys, I felt her pain.

I quite like Jill's Bobby, he's like one of those quiet background men you later discover was a Mafia hitman .....

i love the way alex just comes out and says it how it is. seems to knock all the others sideways and they don't really know how to react.

ramona's daughter aviary(?) she just looks like she wishes her mother had never invited the cameras in every time she's filmed.

they're all pretty wacko i even think simon is the most down to earth of the bunch

tyrion feel even sicker than I have all day now. I can't help imagining his sweaty white legs under those plastic trousers....bleurgh

Cheekey after dancing for hours with you (passes bucket)

Paws Jill said Alex and Simon's kids were naughty. She was very snide.

south I agree about Avery - she looks like she would rather be anywhere else. Her parents clearly adore her though.

Can't wait until tonight

Just caught up with Friday's episode. LuAnn's "singing" wtf. It made Simon's attempt not look half as bad.

I've also just watched the first reunion episode. Jill is trying so hard to look like the good guy. I'm sure she'll end up failing miserably by the end of tomorrow's.

What's with them all being sacked? Is that what happens when the producers decide we've seen enough of them? Or does it involve scandal?

Paws I completely agree about Jill's Bobby.He's a darling isn't he.

Just thought I'd mention that another reason I snuck in to be LuAnn is that she's the only one (not sure re;Sonja though) who doesn't do any work.She's filthy rich and can spend her days drinking champagne,recording dodgy songs and playing tennis.It'd be a while before I tired of that.Plus for a while now I've felt I really should have a title of some sort....

south it was quite amazing watching Alex just blurt it all out wasn't it?I felt like cringing behind the settee and I ain't exactly known for my tact......

Can't wait to watch todays shortly.

Ah thanks for explaining about Alex, I thought it might be about the boys because it was the only thing I could see her really losing it over.

I swear I heard Bobby say really quietly once "you want me to take care of this baby?" when the dreadful Mario was laying into Jill. It wouldn't have surprised me to hear that Mario was found the next day with a bullet in the back of the head.

Bethenny makes me die laughing but I can't get the phrase "50p face" out of my head.

Kelly - there are no words.

I read that Sonia has now declared herself bankrupt. She was previously married to a very wealthy 80 year old so sounds like she'd better find another sugar daddy fast!

Think it is tonights that you see Ramona (me) slide off the sofa to try and escape when Kelly is talking...going to be sooo funny!
I think babycham you should change your username to countessbabycham?

Oi RamonaCoaster!

When is it on in the evenings? I have to lie to persuade ds3 to miss Special Agent Oso in the mornings if I want to watch RHNY and it's not always successful!