Madonna's documentary on tonight 9pm

[JackieNoCribForABed]

'I'm going to tell you a secret', Channel 4, 9 - 11.20. Has a horrible sort of fascination about it, but might just turn out to be very boring.

Cant get Channel 4 !

your not missing much

I've given up.

Bloody hell, how utterly boring.

Likewise - off to bed now.

her body is fab but her face sometimes looks her actual age, iykwim.

She's dull as dirty dishwater.

WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!

I laughed when Guy said, "Mrs R, fly like a bird'

She's a dullard

Rocco wants an ASBO

All the money in the world means nothing!!!

what on earth is with the accent????

Agree, Bakedpotato! Love the way Lourdes spoke about her as a bit of a distant unknown entity..

is GR's latest thang being Irish?

Oh gawd, he's moved onto Ireland now? First there was the whole Cockney thing, thing the Scottish thing, now this.

What a couple of posers.

couldn't have said it better, Expat