Where is our apprentice final 5 thread?

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Is this just a boring recap of them all?

Yes

Is this where the thread for tonight will be? Don't make me go back out there if not - without 'threads i'm on' i'm utterly lost......

Might as well make this the thread for tonight, yeah?

May as well so. I didn't watch the final five thing anyway.

Right, I have a cold and am eating sour jellies as I can taste nothing else anyway. Can we have a moment of silence for the QVC shopping task? I miss it.

Oh I remember that task. It was awesome!

QVC has been fab previously i agree - did i miss anything of import on the final five interviews? I forgot it was on

That was the original Wolf Fleece, that was. My favourite.

fast food isn't it?

ooh!

How many get fired tonight? Is it one or two?

Hello :) I didn't bother with the background episode. What was so special about Suzy?

The bloke screwing the table leg on somewhat phallicly

Can Katherine Jenkins not afford chairs?

vom at Norn Iron million dollars. Cheeser.

I missed the background episode too. Anything interesting come out of it?

Jim's not too bright is he? Hasn't he worked out by now that the phone call is a recording?!

Could be two Mollie

Where are they?

Fast food? Should be interesting...

ooo, will Helen do sausage rolls?

What is with Natasha's hair!?!?

She almost has to, Sue!

What is that comb over???

wtf is with Natasha's combover? Reminds me of Rab C Nesbit

She sounds like that Dennis Waterman sketch on Lil Britain.

Natasha has a degree? In scratchy voiced faux-laddism praps?

I made a new thread in Telly stuff...