Where is our apprentice final 5 thread?

[giraffesCantZumba]

Is this just a boring recap of them all?

[TheGashlycrumbTinies]

Yes

[AliGregoryTheAllegory]

Is this where the thread for tonight will be? Don't make me go back out there if not - without 'threads i'm on' i'm utterly lost......

[Tee2072]

Might as well make this the thread for tonight, yeah?

[SuePurblybilt]

May as well so. I didn't watch the final five thing anyway.

Right, I have a cold and am eating sour jellies as I can taste nothing else anyway. Can we have a moment of silence for the QVC shopping task? I miss it.

[Tee2072]

Oh I remember that task. It was awesome!

[AliGregoryTheAllegory]

QVC has been fab previously i agree - did i miss anything of import on the final five interviews? I forgot it was on

[SuePurblybilt]

That was the original Wolf Fleece, that was. My favourite.

[BornSicky]

fast food isn't it?

ooh!

[MollieO]

How many get fired tonight? Is it one or two?

[BumperlicicusTotalus]

Hello :) I didn't bother with the background episode. What was so special about Suzy?

[AliGregoryTheAllegory]

The bloke screwing the table leg on somewhat phallicly

[SuePurblybilt]

Can Katherine Jenkins not afford chairs?

vom at Norn Iron million dollars. Cheeser.

[McDreamy]

I missed the background episode too. Anything interesting come out of it?

[MollieO]

Jim's not too bright is he? Hasn't he worked out by now that the phone call is a recording?!

[AliGregoryTheAllegory]

Could be two Mollie

[McDreamy]

Where are they?

[Tee2072]

Fast food? Should be interesting...

[SuePurblybilt]

ooo, will Helen do sausage rolls?

[Tee2072]

What is with Natasha's hair!?!?

[Tee2072]

She almost has to, Sue!

[AliGregoryTheAllegory]

What is that comb over???

[shmoz]

wtf is with Natasha's combover? Reminds me of Rab C Nesbit

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

She sounds like that Dennis Waterman sketch on Lil Britain.

[SuePurblybilt]

Natasha has a degree? In scratchy voiced faux-laddism praps?

[BitOfFun]

I made a new thread in Telly stuff...