I have never watched:

[LordOfTheFlies]

Lost
Mad Men
24
CSI
Green Wing
Desperate Housewifes
The Only Way Is Essex (though I live in Essex}
SATC apart from about 3 early episodes
Hollyoaks
The Real Housewives of Orange County
Cougar Town
Strictly Come Dancing
Big Brother ( celeb and other)

Have to look blank and mutter when collegues talk about them.

Anyone else got a list?

All the above - plus

Britain's Got Talent
Dr Who (apart from about 40 years ago when I was under 10 - if it was on then ).
The Apprentice
Wifeswap

etc etc etc

lots of the ones you mention,
Lost
Mad Men
24
CSI
Green Wing
Desperate Housewives
TOWIE
Hollyoaks
Eastenders
Brookside
Home and Away
Neighbours (since I got to adult age, anyway)

• and wtf is cougar town?

but I do have a weakness for SATC because it makes me fall asleep

ohhh, and whilst we're in I'm so not like the rest of you mode, I haven't seen take that over the past week or two when every other female over 25 HAS, obviously....

any reality tv show
any cooking programme
any soap
The Office
Gavin & Stacey

Forgot most American tv programmes as well.

Mad Men
Green Wing
Desperate Housewifes
Hollyoaks
The Real Housewives of Orange County
Cougar Town
24
Brookside (since I was pre teen with the whole 'buried under the patio' thing)
Home and Away (since I became an adult and Bobby died)
Neighbours (since I became an adult )
24
Any Harry Potter Movie

oh, also add to my list - Friends, Law and order/ CSI, the office, Gavin and Stacey, Holby City, Casualty, that bollocks where they try to teach popstars to sing opera or conduct orchestras

actually it would be far simpler and shorter to say what I do watch

would be easier to list what i do watch
news
documentaries
new tricks
have i got news for you
QI
who do you think you are
i find it harder and harder to find anything worth watching these days, Saturday nights are probably the worst of the week . cannot stand any talent type shows and reality shows , used to watch a few soaps a few years ago but decided they were too miserable and stopped watching, actually its very liberating not being stuck in front of a tv watching miserable people living miserable lives.

Mad Men
24
CSI
Green Wing
The Only Way Is Essex
SATC
Hollyoaks
The Real Housewives of Orange County
Cougar Town
Holby City
Casualty
Dr Who
Emmerdale
Coronation St
The dancing thingy with cat whatsername
Anything hosted by Ant & Dec
The Cube
Daybreak

can I add :
Shameless
The Office- UK and USA

DH won't allow Daybreak on- he hates Adrian C

TOWIE
Glee
High School fucking Musical films
24
Cougar Town
Anything with Katie Price or Peter Andre
The Office (can't stand that smug git Gervais)
Daybreak
The Apprentice

God I could be here all night

I haven't even HEARD of half of them .

roundtoit - you make such a good point about how liberating it is not to watch rubbish on TV - I get so fed up with people 'complaining' about how awful tv is yet still watching it. Is it so difficult to turn the thing off?

Anyway, with Mumsnet who needs TV .

Shrek - couldn't believe it recently when a friend not that much younger than me was getting so excited as she had tickets for Take That - I think I had a frozen smile on my face in utter disbelief [old fart emoticon]. Would be my idea of hell on earth to sit through a concert.

I barely watch any TV either. My list is pretty much limited to Outnumbered, QI andSpringwatch (because I an RSPB member and it is currently being filmed at my local reserve)

Sometimes I watch things like Coast, or Julia Bradbury's canal walks, or the odd programme about archaeology. But I'm not worried if I miss them. I did watch Downton Abbey, Upstairs Downstairs and South Riding over the winter. I used to watch the news but I tend to listen to it on Radio 4 now.

Sometimes when people are discussing soaps and reality TV shows I feel like I live on a different planet.

Oh, and I'm not going to see Take That either, despite the fact that most of the mums at school seem to be. I didn't like them first time round (I was too busy crying over Kurt Cobain), I don't mind them as background music now, but I wouldn't want to go to a concert.

Do you not find it ironic that you are all posting on a ''tellyaddicts'' thread about watching hardly any telly?

P.S. Above comment just observational not having a go :)

aren't we clever and superior! we don't watch what most people do watch.. oh sorry what we thin most peple watch.. sad

JemimaMop I think you're me!

Spartacus (cos it's on SKY effing Atlantic)
Game of Thrones (ditto, but have just got someone to get it illegally off the web for me, hurray)
Luther
Million Pound Drop
Spooks

Also concur with Law & Order and CSI.