What Not To Wear......

[NomDePlume]

Gawd, how skinny is Susannah now ? She's lost stacks of weight and just looks a bit gaunt now, I think. Her hands are showing her age too, like Sarah Jessica Parker's.

Instead of losing that weight,she should've had her teeth done. They are awful - wonky and stained. YUCK.

Am addicted to the prog though

I know last week dp said ooh look her figure is just like yours dear, this week he said oh no shes lost more and she is skinnier than you now
Women with a bust like us need a bit of weight on to balance it out...

I almost cried last night, because Saira was so much like me. I am just a big frumpy mess and I think it finally hit home.

wonder how much she weighs?

that woman with the huge hair was a far more worthy contender than the other 2 put together...

awww spag, shall we make you over?

Saira looked FABULOUS afterwards. They really did knock 15 years off her.

Susannah looks underfed to me. Especially in that hideous Pucci-a-like day-glo wrap dress and spindly heels she wore last night.

I have met Spagblog in rl and she is not a big frumpy mess!

Dunno, how tall is she ?

I imagine her being about the same height as me - 5'7"

I love them. Think they both look fab fab fab. I would die for TRinny's wardrobe.

Trinny is in serious need of a few handfuls of chicken fillets

Has Trinny had her lips done ? They look suspiciously plumper than they have previously...

ndp - agree with you - she has gone too skinny...heard on a radio interview that she had started cross country running a while back. trouble is, when she was slightly bigger, they could show a better contrast of how good you could look Trinny - Skinny suzzannah - Normal with lovely curves. Now they just look skinny no tits and skinny still with some tits

Agree re Suz' dress, that day glo thing ughhh vile ness
wish Trinny would get out of her aqua and green phase though
yawn

and bin that massive wooden neck thing already !

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Much better than before though Cod.

God imagine doing the school run knowing Trinny/Susannah were going to be there questioning you. I'd eb up all night planning what to wear....

I thought she looked good. The clothes weren't my taste but they suited her and the physical change was completely different.

Northener they did all look like they had been tbh. You could just tell. Most of 'em probably in fleeces & trainers normally.

Northener, I'd get DH to do the school run !

Was a bit disappointed with the transformations last night. Thought both women looked good in their dresses but thought the blonde's trouser ensemble was dire. The trousers didn't fit properly on the waist and made her legs look really wide. The jacket didn't sit quite right either.
Far too much time listening to anecdotal stories and not nearly enough time actually looking at what clothes were right.

the trousers on the blonde were a bit of a disaster. Anything with a pinstripe running through it has to be a really good fit. Wobbly pinstripes stretching over thighs is not a good look

the trouble with that programme is that the hair and make-up are 80 per cent the transformation - i just wtch it for the hair dos. the clothes are vaguely that effective - it's the hair.