BGT-Semi Finals whos watching!!!!

[jenk1]

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I'm here!

Meeeeeee :) if only for mr cowell

me and girls roc were shite tonight. their timing was terrible!! i really don't understand that 'talent' elemnt of their act.

Me - is something wrong with SC's right eye - it look like he has a right shiner - I wonder if old biffa cole has had a go

booyhoo its in their bra size I would imagine

I am only watching until EE is on.

Why do girls have to have their legs and tits out to get on tv?

i thought his eye looked a bit droopy aswell prettyfly.

I didn't see what was 'talent' about the girls the first time.

no i dont rate girls roc either,i mean they look stunning but i dont think their act is much to harp on about,so glad SC is back,not the same without him and ant and dec asking if he understood them-priceless!!!!

They couldn't actually dance, it was dreadful

Booy it is isnt it? The colour doesnt look right either and there is some serious swelling underneath .......

I was actually looking forward to Simon's comments, but maybe he will like them all to justify the new judges.

I thought the first act was really naff and I'm disappointed at both MM and SC' comments.

Girls were rubbish. Sexy dancing with fire. Presumably anyone who can do sexy dancing could do it with fire. Pile of shite.

Does anyone happen to know if Oxford acappella blokes who did Poker Face got through? I loved them.

I thought GR were shit! I think that the Oxford ones got through. The little boy who did Frank Sinatra didnt go thru tho........

SC def needs a new Botox clinic, he looks so rough!

I missed the beginning, I don't suppose Ant and Dec dared mention ms COle did they, for a laugh?

The camera work is dreadful. I don't think I liked Girls Roc, but I couldn't really see them.

I'm glad about Frank Sinatra boy, I'm afraid - he was cute and everything, but being cute isn't a talent.

Anyhoo - dogs. Does Simon like dogs?

They did! Dec asked Simon if he could understand his accent!!

These dogs arent up to much! They havent done a lot to impress me im afraid!!

yes that eye is definitely swollen and discoloured.

apparently you can get a droopy eye from too much botox - its an early side effect whilst it settles down

Pffff my dog runs circles round me all the time and I didn't have to even train her

Oh wait...

can I join you? we love bgt!

girls were shite - couldnt stop looking at one of them with big boobies - not flattering in that leotard!

dogs were sweet but better in the auditions but my kids said they were boring

Ooh ill go back and watch that I as im recording, i was going to record and ff the ads but DH is watching the cricket highlights which is fair enough tbh.

Apologies for the terrible grammar it's the iPhone honest!