Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Telly addicts

Related: Film discussion forum.

Original poster

Giles Coren just said showy.

18 replies

ShowOfHands · 27/04/2011 20:29

If I close my eyes it's like we're in bed together. In my head he's whispering it in awe.

OP posts:
cocolepew · 27/04/2011 20:36

Oi! Hands off, DH is watching football, Giles is in my planner

Apparently he's a shit.

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 27/04/2011 20:38

I genuinely don't care. I don't want him for long enough that his shitness is relevant.

I'm willing to share. If I can go first.

OP posts:
cocolepew · 27/04/2011 20:39

Gee sloppy seconds, thanks Hmm

I'll fight you for him, I don't care if he's a shit either.

lucykate · 27/04/2011 20:40

he's short as well. 5ft 2" is what i've heard. someone on mn must know him/his wife and be able to confirm as to his lacking of height/rumoured to be a tosser situation.

cocolepew · 27/04/2011 20:41

He's not short! Stop it.

southeastastra · 27/04/2011 20:41

he's the sort that would throw the monopoly board if he lost

cocolepew · 27/04/2011 20:43

I don't want to play board games with him I want to ravish him. Sue can watch.

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 27/04/2011 20:44

I don't want to play monopoly with him so I'm largely not worried. I'll play scrabble with him. Only rude words though.

coco, you can have him first. I'm a pacifist and a little bit frightened of you. Just don't break him.

He's not that short. I've seen him in rl. I'm 5ft 3" and he's taller than me.

OP posts:
Original poster
ShowOfHands · 27/04/2011 20:45

Sue and I will nip out for a drink while you warm him up.

I'm not usually this rude you know. It's Giles. He keeps dressing up ffs.

OP posts:
malovitt · 27/04/2011 20:46

He swims at our local Lido and is indeed vertically challenged.

cocolepew · 27/04/2011 20:48

He's probably bigger horizontal.

Thanks SOH I'll be gentle with him, at least he won't get our names mixed up.

southeastastra · 27/04/2011 20:49

dear god, and he swims at the lido Grin

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 27/04/2011 20:50

Why do people think we're interested in vertical board games? Honestly, are we not lowering the tone enough?

Nope, names no issue at all. Grin

OP posts:
sharbie · 27/04/2011 22:58

he's a bit greasy too

meadowlarks · 28/04/2011 02:24

Oh god yes. Serious posh totty there. I've watched the Supersizers about 100 times just to see him in various types of historical dress Wine

Punkatheart · 28/04/2011 11:56

Met him once at Beyond the Booker. He had to defend Frankenstein and it was clear from the crap he was spouting that he had not even read the book. Then he leered at some of the women in the audience. Clever man but very pompous. Plus he eats like an ANIMAL!

OrangeBernard · 28/04/2011 11:56

He's lovely if a little short.

fishie · 28/04/2011 11:58

well you know what they say about how men eat...

New posts on this thread. Refresh page