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"MUMSNET drama series"

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dayday · 13/04/2011 00:07

HI everyone i am started a new drama here. Please add on to the story with your wild wacky ideas.

Once upon a time there lived a strange mysterious being. Today was the day that it aws all gonna happen.....

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YouaretooniceNOT · 13/04/2011 17:43

and his name was JIm.. he robbed a bank and ended up in the house...

Shoesytwoesy · 13/04/2011 17:49

the woman who lived there didn't see him as she was busy on her computer..

trumpton · 13/04/2011 20:07

Googling Mumsnet as she wanted to know if she was being unreasonable....

trumpton · 13/04/2011 20:07

PS ... Why is this in Telly addicts ??

dayday · 13/04/2011 23:18

Obviously the mums netters were an intelligent species, they advised her that something new is to happen and that she should look forward to life. When suddenly "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"

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Pingpong · 13/04/2011 23:29

a spider landed on her head

dayday · 13/04/2011 23:48

Jim whacked the sack of money on her head to kill the big hairy eight legged spider.

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KnickersOnOnesHead · 13/04/2011 23:51

But the real reason why he did it was because she had just called him Hun and had offered him a Greggs sausage roll.

Pingpong · 13/04/2011 23:59

she fainted and Jim didn't know what to do next

YouaretooniceNOT · 14/04/2011 00:15

it's life Jim and you'll soon know it. for robbing that bank and assaulting a spider...

dayday · 14/04/2011 00:17

He could see the BIG sausage roll sat there, or, should he take his sack of cash and run. Shock horror what should he do, he hadnt been to greggs for a while since he had been in prison..

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YouaretooniceNOT · 14/04/2011 00:18

nor had he tasted the nectar that is known as wait for it.., fruitshoot

Pingpong · 14/04/2011 00:22

and suddenly Jim turned round to look at the TV in the corner, he recognized that voice. It was his ex-cellmate appearing on Jeremy Kyle. He dropped the sausage roll and some fruit shoot squirted over that poor spider

YouaretooniceNOT · 14/04/2011 00:37

whom had been dieing for a drink of fruit shoot, his size increased and he was mahoosive and he towered over Jim and then....

dayday · 15/04/2011 22:17

The woman woke up and saw the stranger and was drawn to the T.V and spotted her ex who was banged up for .....,
"The b is out, and with a man?"

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