"MUMSNET drama series"

[dayday]

HI everyone i am started a new drama here. Please add on to the story with your wild wacky ideas.

Once upon a time there lived a strange mysterious being. Today was the day that it aws all gonna happen.....

and his name was JIm.. he robbed a bank and ended up in the house...

the woman who lived there didn't see him as she was busy on her computer..

Googling Mumsnet as she wanted to know if she was being unreasonable....

PS ... Why is this in Telly addicts ??

Obviously the mums netters were an intelligent species, they advised her that something new is to happen and that she should look forward to life. When suddenly "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"

a spider landed on her head

Jim whacked the sack of money on her head to kill the big hairy eight legged spider.

But the real reason why he did it was because she had just called him Hun and had offered him a Greggs sausage roll.

she fainted and Jim didn't know what to do next

it's life Jim and you'll soon know it. for robbing that bank and assaulting a spider...

He could see the BIG sausage roll sat there, or, should he take his sack of cash and run. Shock horror what should he do, he hadnt been to greggs for a while since he had been in prison..

nor had he tasted the nectar that is known as wait for it.., fruitshoot

and suddenly Jim turned round to look at the TV in the corner, he recognized that voice. It was his ex-cellmate appearing on Jeremy Kyle. He dropped the sausage roll and some fruit shoot squirted over that poor spider

whom had been dieing for a drink of fruit shoot, his size increased and he was mahoosive and he towered over Jim and then....

The woman woke up and saw the stranger and was drawn to the T.V and spotted her ex who was banged up for .....,
"The b is out, and with a man?"