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sarah norkface property ladder

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codface · 11/10/2005 13:53

tongiht is in salisburgen

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Enid · 11/10/2005 13:53

god I love that show

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 13:54

I've noticed the show focuses on TWO developers in this series - one who doesn't listen to the Beeny and loses money, and the other who does and actually breaks even or makes a profit.

Fimbo · 11/10/2005 13:54

Do we expect to see you in some background shots then M'lady?

Enid · 11/10/2005 13:59

just to drive that lesson home expat

codface · 11/10/2005 13:59

no but a firend of mine who does develop here says a pal of hers is in it jenny someone =- to value it

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codface · 11/10/2005 19:40

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RTKMonherBROOMSTICK · 11/10/2005 19:41

on in 19 mins

codface · 11/10/2005 20:13

well will john regret the bungalow
thta house in salis is on a busy rat run..

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hunkerpumpkin · 11/10/2005 20:19

So a two-bedroom house is being turned into a...two-bedroom house.

Revolutionary!

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:22

Where do her producers find these people?!

Hello, Catherine - it's a terrace, not a canvas!

'We have a vision.' Yeah, I do, too, it's of you, losing a lot of money.

spidermama · 11/10/2005 20:22

I'm very jealous of that Sarah Beanfeast.
She's gorgeous, don't you think?

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:24

Or, to quote the Monty Python film, 'She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge . . . erm . . . tracts of land . . .'

spidermama · 11/10/2005 20:32

I hate 'Va va voom!'
It's so uncool and embarrassing. It makes me cringe.
How did it ever get past the ad men?

codface · 11/10/2005 20:34

sara hbeen norks is THIN#

will o ut for her
think trendy glasses woman is up her own

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Carmenere · 11/10/2005 20:34

I'm absolutely sure that if there is anyway you would take advice from Sara Beeney the producers wouldn't choose you for the show

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:35

She has vision, that Catherine! Vision! Creativity! Artistic expression!

Ever notice every one of these episodes involves a heifer dressed up as a woman?

spidermama · 11/10/2005 20:37

Place your bets though. Every property ladder I've seen ends up with them making a good profit but Beanfeast saying, 'They were just lucky with the market and it had nothing to do with developing skills'.

philippat · 11/10/2005 20:38

is it just me or is vision woman significantly older than partner?

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:39

Or, in the case of the heifer/man pairing last week, the show ends w/o your hearing what the final outcome was.

Instead they focused on the couple who listened to The Beeny and made a huge profit.

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:44

Gawd, ancient Cowtherine is truly up herself!

spidermama · 11/10/2005 20:53

Was it the ginger one with his shirt not tucked in?

expatinscotland · 11/10/2005 20:54

PMSL! Codface, Catherine just said, 'It's Salisbury, people have no taste.'

codface · 11/10/2005 21:02

I knw fire bomab areund hers tonight mthinks
she was unpleasant wasnt she and a drunkard

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piffle · 11/10/2005 21:03

kiss who said SArah Beeny was thin, she has MY Figure even dh says so
I've got better clothes but then I don;t spend my days on building sites
Shes preggers again too is she not due a second little boy in January I believe, in which case her figure is NOT like mine as I am firmly without chid in utero
Am a bit pissed so just as well
TV thread ooops will bugger off now

codface · 11/10/2005 21:04

i heard a growl all ver salisbury when she said htat

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