Nothing but perfume adverts

[zanz1bar]

Fed up with watching silly girls in flimsy dresses running through fields, or worse walking across teak boat decking in killer heels

I just watched 3 perfume adverts in one slot.
None of them sell the dam smelly stuff to me.

Its the Richi Richi by Nina Richi ad that drives me mad! Well who else would it be by??? Rasputin? George W Bush?? Gordon Brown?
Im so glad you posted this!!!

they are hilarious

I hate, hate, hate them! Especially that bloody J'Adore one.

anyone seen the ralph lauren polo pony blah blah one - quite awful

Can't tell the difference between watch or perfume adverts sometimes.
It's all the same skinny young girls and floppy haired boys.

the tennis woman one makes no sense

BelovedCunt that is brilliant, love it

i quite like the one with whatsherface stomping along chucking diamonds and clothes all over the place.

Bet you can't remember which perfume it's for.

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There is one with Jude Law at the moment (maybe for Hugo Boss??) that is hilarious (presumably unintentionally )

Keira Knightly in that bowler hat pisses me right off.

keira knightly pisses me off anyway.

some of them are a bit soft porn if you ask me!
the beyonce one.
the jp gaultier one.

i do like to snigger at the girl in the white dress throwing herself around, in some sort of weird dance with a touch of charades thrown in.

nicole kidmans' was a cringy classic

I did a thread last year on this inspired by that frankly crazed Prada one (where wierdy looking models were rubbing up and down walls whilst chattering to each other).

Charlize Theron stomping through her flat makes me laugh - especially when she goes 'J'adoooooore' in possessed byu the devil voice.

is it bad that i keep hoping she will land her foot on a giant pearl and fall on her butt.