X-factor - the judgemental cowbags continue...

[Raahh]

full up, t'other one.

So to speak

How was it? MrBof was very welcome but a bit baffled at the speed. He acknowledges how hard you work on MN now

That is good then

I had a great night. I did get drunk and insist on showing random MNers the homemade pornography on my phone though

Well, that's always nice.

I thought so.

So- who was worst last night?

They were all crap but in quite a tedious way.
Who was worse at your end?

Mary was rubbish last night, but I think Rebecca and mary bottom two tonight...

That was probably me.

I do hope that Katie goes. I think. Although I'm coming around to the idea of her as good for entertainment purposes. I'm rather bored of Mary now.

No, keep the weasel. I promised that if she stayed they would deliver more kookiness and lo, the hair. Who knows what forced gaiety they will muster if she stays in?

Mary is boring now. Hopefully she will be in the bottom two with Wanger. But I think more likely it'll be Mary and Rebecca or Mary and Katie.

They should introduce a gladiator style showdown for the bottom two and the audience should do thumbs up or down for who fought the best. I personally would like to see mary take on Cher with tridents.

I bet Cher fights dirty but would snap like a twiglet. Would Wand Erection fight as a pack then? Seems a trifle unfair.

I hadn't thought of wand erection. Perhaps they could be impeded in some way, blindfolds maybe. Katie could come on in a toga and bronze breastplate and declare that's the real her.

Yes, who is the real Katie. It's a mystery.

Rebecca doesn't strike me as the fighting type though and the Wanger would just grope everyone.

Mention blindfolding wand erection on this thread and be stampeded when the rest get here

Wand Erection would be useless in a fight. It would be like being attacked by Labrador puppies.

My prediction - Bottom 3 Cher, Katie and (though I hate to say it) Mary..come on Mary!!! Wagner may ecape yet again unfortunately!

A Katie/Mary sing off could be very interesting..

The real Katie, rumour has it, works at tesco, has two kids and comes from Brazil.

I could be wrong.

Rumour has it ( and this isn't as great as Raah's katie rumour) that as of this morning Vagner had escaped the bottom 3 as has Cher.....I will say no more.

And it's probably a load of crap...

Don't forget, two to go tonight. So who will we have in the sing off? Katie Weasel, Asda Mary and Gurning Cher?

When does it start, anyway?

Well seeing as we ve effectively consigned katie and poor Mary to the bottom 2 who's the third lucky person then?

Allegedly as at sometime this morning, mumnetters were right with the Mary Katie rpediction but third from bottom, were whispers the Wands.

Golly gosh.

DD2 and friends have probably put that to rights in the last hour however...

I agree, it'll be Katie and Mary.

Have you lot heard this: From Twitter

VOTING LEAK: MATT (21%) ONE DIRECTION (17%) WAGNER (15%) KATIE (14%) REBECCA (12%) CHER (11%) MARY (10%)

Oh god massivexpost, sorry. Thought only one person had said it.

mme Lindt's leak sounds more likely than my earlier leak.

Oh my goodness, and just how would the judges decide twixt rebecca and Cher!!

No idea if it is true, but it is spreading like wildfire through Twitter.

And what about Wagner's drug dealing story?

BOF
Your poor DH hardly got a word in edgeways here. Not going to say that what I thought. :o

Glad you had a good time, feel free to share homemade porn with us too.