X Factor Rock Week 26th November

[SuePurblybiltByElves]

I'm starting the thread cos I won't be here .

Wagner Carrilho will be singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

Mary Byrne is lined up to sing U2's 'All I Want Is You'.

I don't know the rest but FFS, that's enough to be going on with. Do they think that The Wanger will finally lose the sympathy vote by murdering lovely Radiohead?

Anyway, I will watch it on Sunday if I can. Please continue the bitching as if I was amongst you .

They never stick to the genre. If it was country & western week, some muppet would sing '5,6,7,8' by Steps.

procul harem

Sugar I think Cardie might be a bit feathery strokery you know. Not like Simon Mingehead - he would be very dirrrrty. and not in and unwashed way either.

I don't find him shaggable.

I think the corners of his mouth would constantly have residing bits of spit.

Reminds me of the bit in friends when Pheobe is singing on the sofa with her boyfriend he starts singing high pitched...

"Maybe you could sign in a more masculine tone" she says to him

LOL@CubaCat

hogshead - your dad was a Moody Blue?

very nice matt well done

really? Procul Harlem?

I didn't think it good, and I like Matt.

Oh well Chavyl, I mean Cher is up next.

Simon Mingehead would talk dirty for sure. But I think the Cardie would ask for bumsex and try to photo your tits on his phone.

I only want Matt to 'win' because I want Dannii to 'win'

all this talk of spit and being dirty

I've got a image now

maybe Ive been single too long, but I find him rather shaggable

it was the moody blues, not procul harem, wasn't it?

It is one of my favourite songs so did not like his version of it.

Feathery stroker, I haven't heard that in a while! Nut I don't think he is, I think hes a manwhore. Hes just found a new way to get lots of sex with very little effort.

Matt does killer media drug cocaine so yes, he would be fithy dirty (if he could get it up).

DO YOU Sue

you think he's that desperate

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sue

I adore Matt.

So there.

My friend just gave me a horrible shoot/shag/marry though: Cher, Katie, Wagner and you're not allowed to shoot all of them or yourself

It was the Moody Blues.

I always thought that it was KNIGHTS in White Satin.

i'm stupid twas moody blues