X Factor Rock Week 26th November

[SuePurblybiltByElves]

I'm starting the thread cos I won't be here .

Wagner Carrilho will be singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

Mary Byrne is lined up to sing U2's 'All I Want Is You'.

I don't know the rest but FFS, that's enough to be going on with. Do they think that The Wanger will finally lose the sympathy vote by murdering lovely Radiohead?

Anyway, I will watch it on Sunday if I can. Please continue the bitching as if I was amongst you .

'Nice iron' PMSL

Surely she should be buying hers with her discount card...

A steam generator iron.
They are fab, and I love ironing.
I really want one.

Any, I wonder if I could pretend the TV has broken tomorrow, or lock DD in the garden/cupboard or such?

Justin Bieber is on. She likes him even more than Wand Erection.
I;m going to be deaf.

Oh it's the yawnsome karaoke singer dressed in 'flatterong' black.

Hassled
Presumably he means he had a French lesson, or lessons. "Ich hatte Französisch in der Schule" would mean that he learned French at school.

That outfit is dire. Utterly dire. My granny would've thought it was stylish.

she works in poundland in skegness doesnt she?

Bored of Asda mary now. She's a very nice lady but yawn.

Who sang this one then? Is it a U2????
Is v slow-moving (as am I)

I'd be scared if Mary wanted me

UQD that scripting was He..larious!

I don't want to think about Mary the Plumber's iron ta very much.

I love this song, she is murdering it, looks like a schoolteacher in the end of year talent show

Mary is beginnning to bore me now. The arrangement is not good, is it?

MmeL - thanks :). We're working on the reply.

This is all a bit a bit shouty. Calm down dear.

SMP: surely they could get someone who knows what they're doing to apply it and make it look good. At the moment it's doing the opposite of making me choose loreal home hair dye.

flatter than a pancake run over by a truck

She has cavernous nostrils.

Has she lost weight? Looks younger tonight?

She looks 51 but they dress her so much older.

Mary was too late, she'd have won but SuBo got there first.