It's Apprentice night!!

[lovecheese]

Who is your money on to win?

I thought Paloma was a good candidate - until her last few minutes in the boardroom last week - but not sure now. Stella? I think the boys are pretty crap this year, although Chris(?) has luvverly eyes!.

'If I was an apple pie, the apples inside would be orange'. WTF?!!

Cleaning makes you feel happy?

I don't think I'd ever want to eat an apple pie made by Alex...

Alex is on fine form this week

Genuinely I could not be in the same room as him

"helping mums"

Yes lets throw a bit of gender stereotyping in there. Why the fuck not?

Moaner is allying herself with Alex as she knows fine they are losing. So he won't bring her into the boardroom later. Cunning as a fox......

Yes because mothers with toddlers are the best group to ask ...grrrr

Worn off? What surface cleaner wears off? WTF is that woman on about?

Octopus - "yes women you should be doing more. Grow more arms you lazy cow"

FFS

WTF is with going to a mothers' group to discuss cleaning products? Way to reinforce shitty gender stereotypes.

He is sweating in Asda

I hate it when my clean surfaces go streaky and my kids and dads are doing useful things....and my bits are still streaky....

Did crying woman (can't remember her name) practically say 'Blitzkrieg'?

Well, I don't know about you, LadyBla, but I'm trying to sprout some more here...

My DH has just said it's a 'damp squid' of an idea...

Sweaty asda man. Yuck

If she says "Octipus" one more time I will throw things

Germinator sounds like they're attacking Germans. Blitz sounds like an attack on London/the Clyde. they're a bit war happy aren't they...

OMG I can't stand the misogyny.

mssoul - didn't you know? that's all we care about. and if we're not doing it good enough we need to grow more arms....

Sorry. Forgot. I only clean when my mil is coming round

The women are as bad as the men for the misogyny

Its a sad indictment

I quite like 'Hasta la vista Gravy' strapline. Just be sensible with it now. (why did I say that - of course they will ruin it?)

god, they can't spell!
oct-i
germ-o

swap them around, maybe?

Alex is going home

How can several supposedly high flying women focus group this shit???

If she's a minger
FFS

I love it when they 'act'