No Apprentice thread???????

[MaMoTTaT]

its on now!

I quite liked pants man, even after pants man

The table leg screwer (oo-er!) was Simon Ambrose.

He won that series.

Talking of pants man, etc, who remembers the girl who danced barefoot?

\link{\another class moment - the trampoline screwing)

Oo there we go with the generalisations about northerners going out dressed like slags

\link{\screwing the trampoline} >

Mamo snap!

Yeah I caught that northern slur too. She's really not a very nice individual is she, that Paloma. I'm glad she's gone.

oooo. she's trying to appear human and respectful now
in the interests of ever getting another job, presumably

actually this is better \link{\shows suralan}

She'd better stay south of Watford, tho

Laughing out loud here at the bambi and thumper comments

I saw Debra Barr the other day on a train, She was rather beautiful

With very shiny hair

Well she's showing her "northern wares" tonight though, eh?

She's totally one-dimensional. I think she's the kind of person that I would dread being left talking to at a party.

And also I was quite irritated that everyone was belittling Alex's retail knowledge when it is actually true (actually they're just talking about that). In big shopping retail parks/shopping centres that is totally how shops/brands are given their spots. In terms of how they zone and map out their stores. It wasn't nonsense but common sense.

No, there is no hiding.

He may be right but he is not 100% human and in fact 30% otter. It's off putting.

Off-putting for someone who is too smug and full of their own importance to listen to reason. I agree that Alex is somewhat of an awkward weirdo. But he was talking sense in that particular instance and she couldn't get past her own nose and shut up for long enough with the bitching to actually listen.

PMSL I missed that bit with Stella and the phone