Roll up, roll up.
Tonight is the night when Aiden is killing us all and chopping us into tiny pieces.
Will Cher have eaten?
Will Matt be in his hat?
Will Mary have left the karaoke club?
Will Bellamy be anything less than a yawnfest?
Will Wand Erection elicit squees from DD?
Yes to the last question I'm afraid[hhmm]
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