X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

Mary's GP is Wanger deffo. Yuckness.

whats up with her hair

John Anodyne, more like.

That reminds me, I need to get some mushrooms for breakfast tomorrow.

Does Chezza have testicle earrings?

his i mean

I know the song. It is a good one. No idea who sang it though.

I need to change the foil in the grill pan.

ah perhaps cheryl is entering the `who can do christmas decorations first?' competition?

Cheryl's hair is too long. It's all ratty looking.

Danni is making me want botox man!

Fat Larry's Band sang the oridge.

My best friend and I made up an extremely literal dance routine to it in the 80s.

It was on a compilation. A very cheap one.

Mushrooms for breakfast?
Am I in some freaky parallel universe?

MuGGGhoulWump, me and your dd both

Fat Larry's Band

Missed Paije (sp?) putting DS to bed. John was OK but didn't like the copulating dancers.

They're Ashley's testicles.

Oh I miss literal dance routines. Lots of crossed hearts and side steps. I still do them in these new fangled nightclubs, get some odd looks though.

dont you mean Cheryls extensions? Nothing about her is real. Im dreading the interview with Piers afterwards. i will be watching it. Of course.

i like cheryls hair but perhaps not the dress colour

Cheryl's hair is a mess.

Will she be dressed like a 40ur old?

Mushrooms go really nicely with a cooked breakfast.

I wondre if she will look her age tonight rather than middle aged!

Cheryl's dress clashes with her hair. What a ticket!

I love Rebecca.