X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

Gosh Cheryl doesn't even look as young as she actually is in comparison to this lot. They are sooooooo little!

Luckiest guys on the planet are Chilean miners right now. You're singing crap songs to the disenfranchised masses. You'll understand it more when you've done your GCSEs.

ladies you too funny with your comment

"deflower them later"

They're a foetusband.

Sweet. They are counting how many autographs they have written.

Soon they will be counting how many groupies they have shagged.

MrsS, I think Katie will be in the papers next week claiming that she got in before Cheryl.

can't wait for Wanger

How many drug addictions they've overcome and breakdowns they've survived.

And er how many record companies have dropped them.

Oh MuGGGhoulWump I didn't mean it as an insult (too much) it was just the sitting on stools and standing up at the key stage thing!!

That's Katie's catchphrase.

how dare she compare them to the Beatles.

Im love Danni more as the weeks go by. She talks sense.

That was to Monstermuncher, btw.

Or maybe Katie will have got it on with Cheryl (having run out of men and boys)

Yurk, am drinking some disgusing pear liquer won in a raffle several years ago. Tis not mixing nicely wih the sloe gin

How many more weeks have we got? Katie's going to have a job upping her claims each week if she stays in.

Katie in 'I am Bono in a wig' shocker.

Katie admits 'I am Eve'.

Katie waster - is she really going to do king of the swingers? Is she trying to advertise or what?

I went to see Westlife.

Or was it Boyzone?

Was my SIL's henny night.

The group where Stephen died, is that Westlife?

DP is wallpapering the chimney breast as we speak. He is my very own artist/Matt Cardigan figure. Yet he is missing a hat.

What's Katies catchphrase BitOfFunderthepatio "can't wait for Wanger"?

Who is the woman in the Asda advert?

Was it Mary?????[excited]

Simon is weirdly obsessed with the Jungle book, didn't he make someone on BGT and American idol do it too?

i think im going bed. so bored so far

I wanna be like yoooo hoo. Wanna walk like you, talk like you. Surely Cheryl shouldve given Cher that song?

Yes Pumpkin. It will be a fictionalised account of her night with the big-cocked Darius.

Mary does not work in Asda. FGS, she clearly works for Brighthouse.