9th Oct X-factor

[BitOfFun]

Shall we have wine?

maybe they are trying to turn the crowd down and have accidentally turned the mics down instead

It just makes me realise what a great singer Chris Martin is.

The boy band look like they have just come in from making the Yeo Valley Advert.

They can't even sway in time together!

Cheryl they need more than time to develop as a group - they need to time to get through puberty

Ha Ha BoF

Louis is impressed by the lads always

mugglewump : most boy bands ARE a cliche don't you think?

Boy Bland, love it

I wonder if Simon wears clear mascara?

Awww bless at them looking after each other.

Hahha Social Butterfly.
I said, 'they're nice looking young chaps', and DD looked horrified and said I'm old enough to be their mother.

Bitch!

Come on Wagner!!!!!!!!!!!! Save your love, my darlink, save your love!

Music lovers?

I'd rather be in 'Nam.

Cheryl is now officially ORANGE!

I want to give Wagner a good wash and a haircut. He makes me feel dirty and not in a good way.

I want to cut Wagner's hair. OFF.

Dont tell me he is singing Ricky Martin??? Please!

from brazil to dudley to x factor

it's like it was written in the tea leaves

They are quite cute though aren't they? I think they'll do well.

Kinnell

what did louis say to Cheryl before?

'I was born in brazil, I now live in a bungalow in Dudley.'

Awesome.

Wagner gor Christmas no.1