9th Oct X-factor

[BitOfFun]

Shall we have wine?

"wow da fugees paije stylee betta dan de original"

I can't believe we share genes.

ooh, i cant stand that blonde thing coming up, hope she forgets her words!

do they have colds SoH?

Dan D'Original would make a great name.

Chocolateshoes, they are told to be nice once they've all chosen their final contestants.

Otherwise they'd have to admit their choices were shit.

Make it cheese MmeLindt and you have a deal

Yes they have colds instead of an education.

Lol at Cosby Show reference.

DH is moaning cause there is no swedish Wallender on BBC4 tonight so we have to watch this shite X factor

passes mugglewump some raclette

arrghhh why cant i ever get striking out right??????

Ooh, can I vote for ikea?

Loving the ikea advert!

SOH
We need a teenage relations FB status update thread. We can help each other translate.

oh Hogshead! I love Wallander too. I feel seriously pissed off when it isn't on BBC4 ffs! I need my Saturday melancholy programme!

Here we go.

yes ikea advert was fabulous

Yippeee its katie - like how they didn't show her shit in the clips there

Emotional? If that is another word for shit, maybe.

I cannot slip down the food chain enough to communicate with ill-educated 17yr olds.

Oh lord, here she comes. Will her ego fit on the stage? Oh she's hiding her talent under a hat.