9th Oct X-factor

[BitOfFun]

Shall we have wine?

"I can't take my eyes off you" - because you're a freak!

Cher = Cat in a mangle!!!!

oh - but I think Cher does have real attitude but her range is quite limited.

Take some make-up off girl!!!! Argh!! She does my head in.

Have they all been told to be nice to the wobbly one?

and she can't sing!

eyelashes on loan from Chloe Maffia

Maybe I am just getting old but not getting it.

wtf it was shit!!!! I think shes got some potential as something, but shes too frail when she talks, and the gangster thing is so silly.

Cheryl, calm. down.

She had backing track singing for her! They've told the judges to say she's great

Cher looks dreadful. She's only 17 fgs

Cheryl's excitable this evening. I reckon she's been on the lambrini already.

Anyone else think she was miming ?

In some ways she is like an early days Cheryl clone!

Oh fucking shut up Simon.

What's with the MC hammer pants?

What are the judges on about?

Must be my TV too Pumpkin.

thought she looked better on stage than the others did though tbh

ds says he'd think she was good if he was pissed

Gawd all the teen girls will vote for her

Great interview Cher.

Ha ha - just got a text from a friend to say when Cher started signing her dog started howling!

I texted back and said 'Could you tell the difference between the two'

That girl is not well.