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got my popcorn and choccies ready....hope its better than last week

I like her a lot more since I found out she was engaged to Charlie Brooker, I love him. Makes me think she cant be so bad

"How does Russell Brand compare to Simon? Well, he doesn't brush his teeth for a start."

Or wash his cock.

Is she still marrying Charlie Brooker?

Oh ok Random, thanks. Dh has turned over no to Dad's Army can you believe?

Konnie Huq has her work cut out to impress me. The slightest whimper from her has me wanting to lob stuff at the tv. She's just SO irksome.

Yeah- Katie must get through a lot of mouthwash.

Oh have they split bof? and nps shandy and omg Dads Army is still on the go?

Sadly yes Random, still on the go and very much on my telly. This calls for more sloe gin.

I don't know Random. It's a bit of an odd couple thoough. Will probably last longer than Perry-Brand though.

Dad's Army?

Who was it last year with the DH insisting on watching the Antiques Roadshow when X Factor was on? She was very funny about it. Has name-changed since I think though.

Can't remember Ninks. Its finished now and dh gone to take ds to his friends, telly all mine again.

I always catch up with these afterwards - can never "live chat" if I am not watching on my own!

That Michael impersonator - oh, dear, I think he may need help.

Knew Husstle would be through, as they were in the papers - isn't one of them already 28 though? As The Divine Sarah herself has said, that's "about 40 in girlband years".

The Reason - nice harmonies! - and that Irish bird are already Ones To Watch.

Cheryl looked insanely hot as usual.

But did they show the wrong episode? According to all the billing/ previews, this was supposed to be the one with Natalie Imbruglia, the slapping duo and Cheryl falling ill.

I don't know how Katy Perry can bear to shag Russell Brand. Surely any louche charm he may have is negated by the fact that, as someone succinctly put on here once, he looks as if he simultaneously has scabies, lice and herpes.

Yes- you wouldn't want him on your cream sofa, would you?

Katy looks filthy herself. But in a good way.

They swapped episodes because they hadn't had time to edit out the auto tuned bits apparently.

Ah, I see. "That's going to cause a bit of confusion, Bruce."

Oh and I would pay to spend the night with Russell Brand lol

He would leave skid marks all over a cream sofa.

UQD - do we have to add Miss Perry to your ever lengthening list of celebrity crushes?

He looks filthy. I imagine he has shown her a thing or two!! very pretty girl.

Nah, Katy is Championship level. Looking for promotion to the Premiership but had an indifferent start to the season.

Fair dos.