Why are teenage boys so wierd?

[GhostlySinCity]

I went into DS's room earlier as I had some clean clothes for him. He had his mate in there and the room was a tip so I said to him "I hope you're going to clean this mess up?" and he just went nuts, started making oink noises (I assume in reference to the pig sty) and crawling around on the floor before stuffing his pillow into his mouth and slapping himself across the face so I just said "okaaaay" and walked out.

His mate was in absolute hysterics and I heard him say "why did you do that?" and DS replied "to get rid of her, she hates wierd behaviour"

Oh mine's weird as well, he too was such a lovely cuddly toddler who smelt of sunshine.

My 14 year ds old definitely does not smell of sunshine, he smells of fetid, nocturnal things. He seems to live in the dark, and moves everywhere attached to his laptop (rather like a snail and it's shell)....that is when he actually moves......

I teach them too, Y9 and 10 boys are all pretty weird, loads make odd noises...and don't even realise it. One was being an ostrich the other day....

they do like the dark don't they. getting ds to open the blind is a task and a half.