My "mother" is a control freak, insists I clear my own dishes from my room (she is so lazy!) and then moans when she I ask her to drive me to my boyfriends house 10 miles away and pick me up after an hour!
She is also SOOO tight on heating- refusing to have it on so I can fake tan in comfort.
Also, she keeps going on and on about my GCSE's, I'm like "mum, it's not that deep!"