Tips for parents of teenagers.

[Frenchfancy]

If you have ice-cubes in your freezer disguise them as vegetables, otherwise your teenager will use them and will not refill the tray, and your much look-forward to gin and tonic will be sans ice.

Don't expect there to be any ice cream left even if you only bought it yesterday!

The best place to hide chocolate is in the salad drawer under the celery

The best place to hide chocolate is in the salad drawer under the celery

This also works for DHs with little restraint.

I've been hiding things in the salad tray for years. It's literally the last place he's ever open.

Keep a spare toilet roll or two hidden away. Bitter experience.

i have hidden a can off full fat coke in mine, just in case of hangover emergencies.

Choose your battles. Decide whether you want to be right or happy.

Buy more food than you possibly think you will ever need.

Don’t speak to them in the morning unless absolutely necessary.