bigpappi problems

[mummyjogs]

Me and bigpappibags are having problems with our kids, they keep smashing up teles and consoles because of their fueled rage. What can I do to stop this?

Rolfi is gon get slammed if he don't shut his trap.
In other news, TS have just fell downstairs #freehealthcare

Rolfi is not innocent! Is homewrecker

Rolfi is big time stud in the region!!!!

I thought you were my shawty

Excuse me, but how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

#michaelboltonmention

When a man loves a woman, it's Michael Boltons sloppy seconds.

I said I loved you...but I lied

oooh burrrrn

Hope you driftaway

mummyjogs i wanna be your soul provider

before i go, I want to ask

Can I touch you...there?

Sorry, have already got noel provider :(

Is that like Deal or No Deal?

No, is crendogs :D

T-rexing in the USA

Poor Marc

Does Marc work with Adam in Tesco?

BigPappi is a very famous ball player round my neck of the woods..

Whose balls does he play with?

Who is Marc??

Bigpappi does not play with balls

The Boston RedSex, I reckon..he plays their balls well

Ooh, who is this bigpappi? Only know of my one

I am mummyjogs number 1

Too many imposters popping up, making me furious

I am not a number, I am a free woman.