I'm just setting the thread now .
My pigs will allow themselves to take part in the ritual humiliation that is The Christmas Hats Photo because they know they'll get nice food .
We have a Christmassey fleece to arrange them on.
This year we have our middle aged married couple GP6 and GP7 (they got wed in late October after the death of GP8 .) Our lovely sow has long springey fur on her head and long silky hair on her body . It does make it difficult to balance the hats. Its a case of arrange guineas/poise hats/pop hats on heads/remove Hairy Trucker Hand from photo/take pictures/ guineas shake their heads ,turn round, mutter darkly about Animal Cruelty then demand those sprouts "that I know are in the fridge 'cos I saw them" 
So the gauntlet has been thrown 