Could we all put our paws together and raise a sprig of
parsley to Millie who celebrates being 5 this weekend because we don't know her exact birthday .
Millie is our lovely ginger and white rescue piggy we've had for two and half years. She is alpha pig, gives passive aggressive face washes to show she is boss even to the humans
Has a weird Anne Boleyn style skin tag/false toe that grows falls off and grows again. Numerous lumps and water retension. And she loves, loves, loves food and her friend Shai but she loves food more 
Happy Birthday Millie. I would say don't eat all the parsley at once but you've already done it.
Ah well saving naice salad and celery heart for tomorrow 