Ok I'm lowering the tone
But be honest haven't you secretly wondered or is it me 
I've been away for awhile but lurking on DH work laptop not allowed to sign in and post. My laptop has been away for repair again.
Monday I had Coco for cuddle time and she did a huge sneeze, expelling a ball of white snot out her left nostril! DD2 fell about laughing and there was a lot of "eurgh Coco, that's gross."
DD2 wanted to photograph it as the Sporners would say, if there's no pic it didn't happen but I wiped it on the guinea pig blanket instead
"eugh Mum that's gross"

Coco looked rather.....enigmatic 
Just thought I'd share 