Guinea Pig Logic

[FernieB]

If you were hungry and had the choice of a bowl of your favourite food right next to you or going across the room to steal a tiny morsel from your best friends mouth, which would you pick?

I have to question Scruffy's logic at times

GP1 has pulled an earring out of my ear before.
A couple of days after GP2 died he did it.
I was holding onto the earring post for dear life, calling to DD and thinking "We can't lose another one. What if he does swallow it? He won't pooh that out easily, he'd need surgery"

Luckily as I'm as stubborn as the guinea-pig I got it back

Little bugger

Do they watch daytime TV? Are they wanting to go on Cash on the Attic and are collecting things to sell? Maybe they've seen too many Cash for Gold adverts

DD reckons they're going to start their own Tattoo and Piercing Emporium.

GP3 will pierce the skin then GP1 will slip an earring in.

"It only hurts 'til I get down to bone, y'know"

I got ours a second hand run with a ramp and run underneath. I saw the guinea pigs who used to live in it run up and down quite happily. Mine have been in it for 2 weeks and have not figured it out yet.

We've put them on the ramp and then run down to the grass and if we put them on the ramp near the top they run back up but without our help they just look longingly from the top level down at the ramp and the grass below - their brains just can't get them to work out that if they use the ramp they can get down! Even a long line of their beloved dandelion leaves couldn't make them go down. They are too funny!

The guineas have hypnotised you.

blue we've had GP1 for 2 years and he hadn't figured out the ramp in the Pighouse.

Even my new piglet hasn't thought "Oh, what's up there"
Answer is the carpeted lid of the haybox.

I got DH to take out the ramp on Saturday. They have more space now, I put their hay trug there.

Mine are terra firma piggies.
(My childhood pigs sprinted up ramps)

1. GP 1 and 2 if we sit by the glass in the door then the door will magically open.

1. If we popcorn then the magpies will go away.