DP is missing my birthday because he is in the Isle of the Man watching the TT with his mates !!
Am not that bothered TBH, but he is determined to make it up to me and has promised me a shopping spree
He is generous and not short of a penny, and normally I am very resistant to having money spent on me (stubborn, independant, divorced mum of 2)!!
However I may make an exception this time
I am short and dumpy with big boobs 5ft 2, size 18, big boobs!
On my list so far...fit flops, maxi dress (if I can find one for a fat short arse)!
What else?? Am tempted to go for handbag and sunnies, but could do with some new clothes, very rarely spend money on myself....so what then oh wise MNetters??
oh and I'm not going to take the piss obviously