Why does Gok dress women in such impractical clothes?

[HeadFairy]

Seeing that poor nurse from Barnsley toddle in to work in mega high heels, an tight tight tight skirt and fishnets made me feel really uncomfortable - and I'm in my pyjamas!

He dresses women to look like blokes in drag.

He's a one-trick pony.

Totally, is there no one he won't put in a pencil skirt and high heels?

I have seen him put women in an outfit for the school run - pencil skirt, 4 inch heels, wide belt. It is ludicrous. If I tottered to school like that I would be a laughing stock and my DCs would disown me.

My god yes, I thought the black top she had on with the red skirt was her underwear

Okay for a night out but bonkers for work or school run.

I dread to think what he put in her 24 piece capsule wardrobe - bet there wasn't a pair of shoes under 4 inches high. She'll be bunion-ridden within 6 months, you mark my words.

I'd like to see him try with me.
I'd be 6 feet 4.

me too deaddai!

Her whole capsule wardrobe consisted of flowery frocks and cardis. Hardly a capsule wardrobe, more like a collection of flowery frocks!

Does it also not get on everyones nerves that he ties a bloomin hankerchief round all their necks! Does he have some weird fantasy about air hostesses or something?! Also agree when he goes on about bangers....[shudder]

I watched this on my own last night and I still LOL'd when he cut up the parka, made holes in it, stuck in some huge curtain rivets things, put on a big net underskirts and then did the bottom of the skirt up with a drawstring. It looked ridiculous. But maybe I am just getting old.