do you look like a sperm head when you have your hair tied back

[Coderooo]

i fear i do.
all tiny bullet head.
ds says " no it looks kind of sporty"
i dont feel right.

no spermyheadders?

no because after I've scraped all my hair back into its ponytail, I place my hands on either side of my head and pull the hair forwards a bit, to take away the scraped look and give it a bit of body.
Otherwise I would.

Isn't that a council facelift, coderoo?

My head is far too small for my shoulders when I tie my hair back.

no tis not slicked back
its a genyooine "Omg its THAT time"
already

If I wear gold creoles I look like someone who would give someone a smack in Asda.

Otherwise I look awlright.

I no longer have my hair in a ponytail out of the house since seeing a pic of myself, i have a MASSIVE round face.

i dotn think i do.
kept trying to get bluntfriend? to say " no coderoo you do look shit"
but she skirted around it

Are you playing tennis later?

Perhaps accessorise with a racquet jauntily slung over shoulder to provide excuse?

gah

or synchronised swimming?

oh ho ho

I always imagine I look all sexy senorita with my hair pulled back but imagine it's more like vera in Prisoner Cell Block H.

I have nayrually curly hair (but blow dry it straight usually) - I pin my fringe up with kirby grips and think I look like Carrie Bradshaw but think it's more like Susan Boyle.

Solution is to not get your eyes tested religiously, then you can't see what you really look like.

lol at susan boyle

what's a sperm head..?! Do I look like a sperm head?! Agh!!!! I do feel a bit weird when I have my hair tied back, I don't look like my usual self, but I still tie it back (not in a jeremy kyle style) because it's just easier sometimes

on the subject of hair, I heard today on Women's hour today, that plaits are back in!

that means I am trendy for the first time in my life

are oyu that russian politician

oh is she Ukranian her

I maintain a fringe and sidey bits with hair pulled back.

cyb

RIGHT

BLACK BOOK FOR YOU

[innocent]

OY - no licking me!

I look like I would headbutt you in Asda with my hair tied back. Still sometimes do it though. I'm so badass.

lol
i think its cos i have a small forrid {? my mum]