i have NOT pu face on or blow dryed hair

[SuSylvester]

intend to tie hair back and wear sunglasses.
god this is liberating - do you do this often?

You are brave i would frighten small children

Every day. Except without hair ties or sunglasses.

Most days I don't have to go out and see customers. My boss wants me to get a webcam so he can see me when we are talking - I am resisting strongly

am only going to argos
hope NOT to meet man of dreams in there

yy I gob on my palm stick tufties down and away to go

tra la

lol
i do like make up but have a teeny bit of dermatitis on eyebrow

I can't go out without tinted moisturiser and Touche Eclat on. That HAS to be the bare minimum else I look like an extra from Thriller

Am growing my hair long again so I can tie back hair on days I can't be arsed to do it. God, I miss being able to tie it back so much

No paper bag then??

I do it if I'm going to be at home for most of the day. Then shove on some tinted moisturiser and mascara for school run.

NEVER
AM v high maintenance considering I am a sahm. I need to look good for my self esteem. I have ishoooooos. I secretly envy the mums in the morning who obviously don't give a rats arse about putting their face on for the school run.

(that was meant to be a "yikes" emoticon)

To argos you say?
Worry not then, you'll fit right in

i dont do school run any more.
kids are feral independnt and walk home selves

yup did it this morning, tan evening out skin helps loads.

yes need some storage bags for loft
am putting winter clothes tights bags etc away

Ooo me too. Do they do them there?
Have a depressingly sparse wardrobe now it's full of in season stuff that actually fits

Couldn't do it.

On my worst day I would squirt a bit of dry shampoo through hair (only if it had been properly dried the previous day)

Skin is v greasy so would have to put a bit of base on. Ditto bit of mascara and something on lips.

It doesn't feel liberating to me , it would feel that I had to keep my head down all day!

the ikea ones are better but they are all in use

Oh yes I must get loft bags too. The vacuum one (that squished 2 double duvets and 4 pillows into a gap the size of a loaf of bread) has been punctured by a sharp edge somewhere. dh didn't notice

i have never vacuuumed

Have done the no make up thing accidentally and could have crawled under a stone (where I would have looked right at home) when I realised I had stood, haggard and unkempt, next to the uber groomed school yummy mummy brigade.

Moral of story - do not change school morning routine for ANY reason.

always

means when I do one or both people fall over at my groomedness - v satisfying

no
always wear touche eclait, blusher and mascara, otherwise look like a corpse

I am proud to have feral hair though (actually look a bit like Kate Moss's nan)

God I do this every day. I only wear makeup a couple of times a week and my hair is a PITA so is up a lot of the times. I am lucky that I have good skin and tbh everyone is used to me with no makeup so noone screams in terror at the sight of me

I think I look ok au naturel!