Irregular choice - lets play a game!

[MrsMeow]

I actually like some Irregular Choice shoes/boots - at least they're not standard run of the mill, and have a bit of character. But I was just browsing on the site and came across these:

what is this madness?!

Would anyone buy these? Really? Where do your feet go?! And wouldn't the material bit get all soggy and dirty when it drags on the floor?

I challenge you to find a more minging pair. Winner gets a pair of these boots

They look like hooves. Very good if you have the rest of the pantomime horse outfit.

these are the fugliest things I've ever seen

these have to be the silliest

Are these a new take on Clarks dolls/cars in heels????

scurryfunge - you win! they are truly hideous. (I quite like the first ones!)

Ooh Fimbo, they are weird....I quite like MrsMeow's choice bizarrely

these remind me of the boot I had to wear last year when I broke a bone in my foot.

Oh Fimbo, those creepy crawly ones are scary!

And those in your second link, surely you'd get the same effect by wearing a nice normal pair of wedge sandals with a bit of wallpaper wrapped around your legs?

scurryfunge, yours look comfy to walk in though - seriously! I think it's because of the two heels - as long as you could balance ok, your feet would actually be flat!

what about this collection?

The 2nd pair down would be no good to dance in!

Just come across these horrors

Good for Halloween I suppose.

Spoilt for choice with these 3 pairs here